A collection of thoughts to wrap your head around

Miniature Epiphanies to blow your mind: because life happens all around us and we don’t even know about it

 

 

 

 

 

 

• BABIES CRY FOR A REASON, IT’S USUALLY BECAUSE THEIR HUNGRY OR NEED CHANGING, BUT WHAT NO ONE THINKS OF IS; WHAT IF THEIR BACK IS ITCHY?

 

 

 

• YOU CAN’T SHAKE WHAT YOUR MOMMA GAVE YOU IF YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD!

 

 

 

 

• ANYONE WHO SAYS YOU CANT BUY HAPPINESS, HAS CLEARLY NEVER BEEN TO A PET STORE.

   

 

 

 

 

• PEOPLE THAT SPEND THE MOST TIME AT GAS BARS, USUALLY DON’T HAVE CARS

   

 

 

 

 

 

• IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, THAT  MAKES YOU A BODY BUILDER

 

 

 

 

• A VACUUM IS THE ONLY PRODUCT THAT GETS BETTER THE MORE IT SUCKS

   

 

 

 

 

 

• EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS NEVER HAD SCISSORS FOR HANDS; HE HAD SCISSOR FINGERS

   

 

 

 

 

 

• THE BRAIN IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ORGAN, ACCORDING TO THE BRAIN

   

 

 

 

• EXPLORER IN SPANISH IS EXPLORADORA

   

 

 

 

 

 

• A TOOTHBRUSH SHOULD BE CALLED A TEETHBRUSH

   

 

 

 

• IF YOU LIFT A BOBBLE HEAD BY THE HEAD, IT BECOMES A BOBBLE BODY

   

 

 

 

 

 

• WE CRY; YET ITS THE ONIONS WHO HURT

 

 

 

 

 

• IF VAMPIRES DID EXIST, THEY WOULDN’T EXIST IN AFRICA, BECAUSE THEY BLESSED THE RAINS DOWN THERE ALREADY.

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

•  AND FINALLY…AND YOU KNOW THIS…. BIG FOOT STILL HOLDS THE ALL TIME RECORD FOR BEST HIDE AND SEEK GAME EVER!

 

 

 

 

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