Garth’s Groaner – Monday, June 10, 2019

 In NCI News

The government in Ukraine is hoping to turn around what was once a bad-news story.  You have probably heard of the disaster in Chernobyl back in the mid ’80s, and the perception that it is somehow a bad place for tourism is what the Ukraine government wants to address.

So they are planning to open an amusement park there.  The head of the project says, “it will be just like Disneyland!  Only the six-foot tall mouse will be real!”


EDIT: A special shout-out to a listener who suggested that the mouse be called Master Splinter.  I’d vote for it, as would Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo.  We’re obviously the cool kids, so I expect you to support us as well.

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