Garth’s Groaner – Thursday, June 27, 2019
A man is out for a walk in the woods when he finds a suitcase. He thinks that is pretty strange, and decides to check it out. When he opens it, he finds three foxes inside.
He is alarmed at this discovery, so he calls up emergency services.
“I just found a suitcase in the woods,” he says, “and in it are three foxes.”
The operator replies “Well, are they moving?”
“I don’t know,” the man says, “but that would explain the suitcase.”