Garth’s Groaner – Tuesday, July 30, 2019

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Uncle Billy is dating a new woman, and she happens to have a twin.

I tell him that’s great and I wish him well.  But, I also ask how he knows which twin is the one he’s dating.

“It’s easy,” he tells me, “Jill paints her fingernails purple and John has a beard.”

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