Garth’s Groaner – Tuesday, May 28, 2019
Uncle Billy signed up for a dating site recently, but he was having some trouble getting paired up with anyone.
So I told him I’d have a look at his profile, to see if there was anything he wrote that might be causing an issue.
And Uncle Billy, as you know, he’s not known for his good physique, but he written in his profile that he has a flat stomach.
I point to this and tell him this is probably the problem. I tell him that he has to be honest and to any potential matches it looks like he’s lying as his stomach clearly isn’t flat.
He tells me he isn’t lying, it’s just that the “L” is silent.