Garth’s Groaners – February 26 – March 1, 2019

With Monday off because I like to have long weekends, there are just four jokes for you on this week’s edition of Garth’s Groaners.

Tuesday

Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
S’warm.

Wednesday

Pick a number between 5 and 15.  Multiply that number by 2. Then add 3.  Once you have that figured out, subtract 7.  Now, close your eyes.
Dark, isn’t it?

Thursday

I’m reading a book about WD-40.
I got it at the library in the non-friction section.

Friday

I accompanied Uncle Billy to the courthouse yesterday.  He had some parking tickets he wanted to fight.

So he gets up in front of the judge and says he’s there to dispute 60% of his parking tickets.

The Judge says, “Oh, repeat infractions?”

And I guess Uncle Billy didn’t quite get what the Judge was getting at so he said “I’m here to dispute three-fifths of my parking tickets.”

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That’s it for another week folks!  If you’re not done laughing, you can always check out last week’s jokes.

And if you have a joke you’d like me to consider for a future edition of Garth’s Groaners, send it to me by email at ghilderman@ncifm.com.