Garth’s Groaners – January 21-25, 2019

Back from a week of vacation with more Garth’s Groaners!  Sticking with an animal theme for no other reason than I think animals are pretty great.

Monday

There is a professor down at the university who, as it turns out, is just a frog.
Students find his lectures RIBBIT-ing.

Tuesday

Why do Sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Wednesday

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.

Thursday

Where do the creatures of the sea go to hear music?
The ORCA-stra.

Friday

What do you call a bear that has no teeth?
A gummy bear.

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Awww… don’t give up there, Tony.  I think they’re pretty great.

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