The Week that Was for Garth’s Groaners – January 7-11, 2019

What a week for Garth’s Groaners!  Feel free to pass them around and make the eyes roll of everyone you know!

Monday

What do you call pasta that has a cold?
Macaroni and Sneeze.

Tuesday

What do you call the middle of your nose?
The scent-er.

Wednesday

My parents always told me to not to laugh at the condition of others, just in case I was ever to find myself in a similar situation sometime in the future.

Still, I can’t help but laugh every day at the condition of Bill Gates.

Thursday

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

Friday

What do you do with a sick duck?
Take it to the duck-tor.

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